Owned

When a situation commands that one person or thing has taken charge and shown total control of the transpiring event.

Caitlin thought she took control of the sexual encounter of the dead guy, but little did she know that the one in charge was in fact, the old man. Later, she finds out that she fucked the dead guy.. hence her (as of now) smirk of being a sexual dynamo will soon come back to "OWN" her.

by Jeff Chabotte June 6, 2003

owned

Where one clan or team will 'own' the other one. In this sense it means totally destroying them without even thinking.

OMG - GoG own so much, no one has a chance of beating them. I jsut played them and i got owned

by [GoG]Feline September 23, 2008

owndizzled

a variation of the phase owned, the word is usually used by underaged kids playing online games like halo 2 and doom 3. the term owned is used to claim dominance over someone in some kind of situation, usually competitive. kids like using the phrase mostly because it's a taunt that they can use without getting their mouths washed out with soap by their parents. the phrase isn't very offensive to the recipient. merely annoying. the adding of 'zzle' is a product of people thinking that adding the "suffix" 'zzle' to words makes them somehow more cool and hip.

"yeah, i just got a triple kill!! you punks got owndizzled!"

by J.Whittaker September 10, 2005

Owned

To get beaten in a game badly. Or to just get pwned in a more intense manner.

Mostly used towards n00bs (see noobs) or more 1337 people acting in a n00bish manner

Also,when you randomly get slapped,beat up by a girl(when your a guy) or punched in the balls. Its also a form of Ownage.

1) Oh em geezorsss-zors that andrew,is SUCH A N00b I just OWNED him in Halo

2) HAHAHA You just got hit in the balls OWNEDZORZ!!!

by xCassedega May 26, 2007

owned

The misspelled form of 'Pwned.'

First, there was Owned.
Then, somebody spelled it Pwned, which has become used so much that the only time Owned is used, it's a misspelling.

by Bill Tedd May 21, 2007

owned

Owned is a word used in online games or in real life by teens to show victory over another guy. A good example of owned would be of a guy in an online shooting game killing another guy who is better or has a much better gun.

OMG you just got owned by a newb! How could you noob.

by OWND by whale April 2, 2008

i owned you

1. An expression used to state you used to have a romantic relationship before, and now you don't.

2. A general expression when you lose a thing you owned, and then, when in the verge of confrontation, you say.

Richard: I owned you, Sallie Mae.
Sallie Mae: Well, it's too late now, Richard.

Man: Damn! I owned you, Nintendo!

by subtle September 22, 2005