Path Skating

When snow freezes on a path, turning it into an ice-rink, allowing you to glide along instead of walk.

The snow had been down for three days, so Matt decided to engage in a spot of path skating.

by Masterfull_1992 December 21, 2009

Lindin Skates

Lindin Skates refers to a a deity which kills anyone who trashes its name. It does not just kill the person, it will also turn them into a tree after.

Stupid Person: Lindin Skates is such a shit name

Person: DONT SAY THAT OR LINDIN SKATES WILL FR COMR DOWN AND EXPONGE YOU!!!

by Harry Gleeson January 25, 2023

Milky skating

A large slick floor is covered in jizz and then you skate across it in your socks

Me and maddie are going milky skating after school wanna cum.

by Sydney_smells February 10, 2017

Skate Wade

Reaction to Dwyane Wade's smoothness on the court and ability to glide to the hoop which is similar to that of a gazelle.

Skate Wade!

by pyknic November 7, 2011

Skate Poser

Mani Hatz from CYMS. What I mean is someone who wears skate clothing (only the hype stuff) and can’t skate is a skate poser.

He is just like Mani Hatz, such a Skate Poser

by Don’t be a Mani Hatz poser November 28, 2017

Lemming skates

1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.

2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.

Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.

by brothelface October 13, 2011

Skate 4

Skate 4 is the fourth game in the skate-series produced by EA. Skate 4 is still in gaming-heaven waiting for permission by God, Jesus and the holy spirit to be released. It is one of the most requested games where the developers of the skate series will not give out any information on this game.

Friend 1: Yo bro, its 2020 why are you still commenting on every single one of EA's instagram post begging them to release skate 4?
Friend 2: Well you see, skate 3 was released in 2010. It was the perfect game. Over the past few years gaming and technology in general have developed in such a state that almost anything is possible. Skate 4 would solve world hunger, war and cancer at the same time. It is necessary if we want our society to develop.

by Jesperaae March 28, 2020