ninja

The art of dissapearing from a room or area with people, without any of them noticeing. it is very awesome, and hard to learn. they are great at partys, and it makes a terrific exit. *very similar to "pulling a batman".
GUY #1: so, dude, have u like, seen tony around here? I beat him in a chugging contest.
GUY #2: yeah, but he must have left.
GUY #1: no way, i had every exit covered. the dude owes me 5 bucks!
GUY #2: dude! do u know what happened?? the dude must've pulled a ninja on you!
GUY #1: what i jerk. but you've gotta admit, its pretty cool.
by Quantum Kestrel December 09, 2011
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NINJA

Acronym standing for. No, Income, No, Job, Asshole
Jennifer thought Rob was a NINJA which is why she did not take him seriously when they dated.
by Gdub's May 23, 2011
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Ninja

1.(adj) Used to describe something that is so awesome it blows your mind. Comes from the fact that ninjas are well..ninja.
2.Can also be used as a characteristic to describe a person or thing.
1. "Did you see those gangstas on scooters rockin there kickass skillz before??" "Yeah, it was so ninja!"
2. "That girl is so ninja for starting the use of the word ninja in many people's daily life.
3. Daybies think that's so endo when really it's not even ninja.
by Sniperx992 January 27, 2010
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To do something slyly or discreetly; to act in a secret manner.
Dood 1: "Dood, did you see Bob jack that old lady's purse?"
Dood 2: "Yeah, dood, Bob is sooo ninja."

"Dude. Next time, try to be ninja when you steal a cookie from the cookie jar. Jeez.."
by MJ is cool. August 08, 2009
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Ninja

When you disappear behind a thick puff of smoke. Works better with a hookah; inhale the smoke and then slowly breathe out. Make sure to be standing near a place where you would hide yourself.
Ambrose - Okay guys, check it out! (creates a huge smokescreen and disappears behind the curtain)
Buds - WTF? This dude must be a fucking ninja!
by Ambrose Zeppo December 04, 2009
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ninja is nothing compared to tfue
by lb🤦‍♂️ February 25, 2019
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Ninja

An alternative substitution for the term "nigga"

A nicer way for non black kids to use the term nigga without actually using it. Even though nigga is not a racist term, it can be misconstrued and possibly be offensive to some people. Ninja is a fly way to convey old to the new and may just save someone from an ass whippin'
Yo what up, my Ninja?

That's my motherfuckin Ninja!
by stevey Staxwellhouse December 11, 2009
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