the pony diet

the pony diet food consists of,
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew

the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.

doctor: after i had a patient try out the pony diet, they died. so dont do it.

by lil wils dougie July 28, 2010

lemonade diet

A fast. All you do is drink this lemonade drink you make and drink it for ten days and you lose about 15 to 20lbs. Beyonce used it to lose a lot of weight really fast for her movie, Dream Girls. It also flushes out all of the horrible toxins we have in our bodies.

Girl 1:"I need to lose 15lbs for my pool party next month"
Girl 2:"go on the lemonade diet"

by sheenaurion May 22, 2009

Fatkins Diet

The opposite of just about any diet. Eating whatever you want and generally relying on your metabolism to keep you fit.

"Man, I've lost 1O lbs on this new diet I started!"
"Dang dude, I've tried so many different diets, what's yours called?"
"The Fatkins Diet."
"Fatkins? What do you eat?"
"Mostly Mountain Dew and candy."

by MetaEnder November 29, 2009

diet coke

a beverage ordered by women who are ona diet after they order SEVERAL MENU ITEMS

i will have a slice of pie and diet coke

by 69 July 23, 2003

The Brummer Diet

Starvation due to the recent placement of braces on one’s teeth, often leading to death.

Victim: “I just got my braces today, it hurts like a butt cheek on a stick to eat anything!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”

by Pepsi_Patriarchy February 19, 2019

Mac Diet

A diet consisting of fast foods only, which will eventually lead to your demise.

Dude, that fat fuck must be on a Mac Diet!

by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013

vauxhall diet

The so called slimming "diet" that can sometimes be a positive side-effect when you're going clubbing/festival-ing on at least a weekly basis and taking a cocktail of hunger-reducing drugs, predominately coke and MDMA. Originating from the gay scene in the Vauxhall area of London.

"Ooohh gurl, you looking skinny as fuck, have you started gyming?!"

"Nah mate, just been on a bit of a vauxhall diet the past few weekends"

"Ooohh you coke whore you!"

by Lyf Tho May 14, 2017