Nike

To just do it

She wanted to fuck, so I niked it

by Houndini808 January 16, 2023

nike ticks

nike ticks, the logo of the nike brand

means you're dripped up to the feet g

That mf got drip!, he has nike ticks!

by 24kivar January 21, 2023

walking nike

someone who wears strictly nike clothes, shoes, etc and ONLY nike

bro your a walking nike, ever heard of adidas or puma

by the rizz god January 20, 2024

Nike

You know... Back to the boycotting... And...

Hym "Speaking of Nike... I mean you're going to boycott Bud Light for doing a tranny ad... But... You're NOT BOYCOTTING the catholic church... For fucking kids in the butt... 🤨 I... How does that work? Like... 'Making a mockery of women?' Unacceptable. Butt-fucking a choir boy? Eh, well, it's fine 🤷 ♂️ I mean, one of those things is CLEARY worse than the other, right? There's got to be something going on there... I mean... Because I've said 'Things only bad when they happen to women' like a million times... And it's... How do you reconcile that? Doesn't it make the boycott seem a little performative? A little disingenuous maybe? I mean... You cast Milo aside for getting molested by a priest (which is fucked up in a number of different ways) but how are you not boycotting the church? I don't get it... Well, I DO get it because I'm a genius (You're clearly taking out your inability to reconcile with your own faith and are transferring those emotions on to the tranny (which is why you call it a 'religious war') and are being disingenuous regarding the degree to which transgenderism is a problem in society but... Jordan should be helping you with that."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Nike

What you call the person you like, cuz you gotta just do it

Friend 1: OMG I like him so much, we need a code name
Friend 2: let’s call him Nike cuz you gotta just do it

by AdCapTurd June 22, 2018

Nike Shady

this guy has a psn named nike shady, he is always trying to grind for dark matter in cod, or he is trying to buy as many vapes as he can, or he is asking people for juice. he is trash at 2048 but will carry you in zombies. he does not study but still gets good grades. he goes through 10 girls in one week and he wears glasses

that guy is such a nike shady

by mr.caughlin6969 January 22, 2019

Nike

To totally misunderstand a situation and to take action that is counterproductive.

"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!

by Some other dude called Matt September 9, 2018