fucked-up-ed-ness.

1. all that is fucked up in you.
2. what causes your being "fucked up"

3. the state of being fucked up.
4. why your fucked up.

My bad childhood is the root of my fucked-up-ed-ness.
You're the bane of my existence, the cause of my fucked-up-ed-ness!

by Madelaine Avery June 3, 2006

loch ness monster

a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO

That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.

by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009

I+h+o+p+ness

i ate chyo penis

hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

rev el pee ness

A penis shaped like a revel do to having sex with a relatively narrow flat ass crack.

haurdcidr is so gay that he has a revelpenis, i would know

by judah2 December 9, 2003

NERD-ER-AWESOME-NESS

GET STRAIGHT A's in school and do
all your homework but yet you stay freshh
to death with your Gear and Fly Sneakers soo
your such a NERS-ER-AWESOME-NESS.

Damn kid Your such a Nerd-er-Awesome-ness
because you have to doo all your homework
soo you can goo buy new nike sb dunks and feel
proud of yourself.

your such a damn nerd.

by RENNe312...ITS REALLY "JENS" WORD THO. December 9, 2008

Bitch-ass-ness

Having the qualities and characteristics of a bitch ass individual. Usually an adjective.

Caleb- What's wrong with (name) today?

Patrick- It's that bitch-ass-ness I was telling you about.

Caleb- What about it?

Patrick- He/She has a lot of in her system.

by Cavid Manham January 13, 2016

Ness

Pronunciation:(neh-ss) Derived: Netherlands slang
1) To injure yourself during an everyday activity

2) Being harmed within a situation that wouldn't usually give rise to an injury

"Wow man I was shaking the milk canister at work and pulled my muscle, I Ness' it"
"I accidentally kicked the side of my pool and cut my foot, like a Ness"

by talldutch March 21, 2018