Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.
Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned
by Lil pierre October 14, 2015
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Ned Dickson

Ned Dickson love Plants and sucking up to teaches. He can tell you every kind of plant and all the drama. But Ned Dickson can be a bitch, but a funny one. Ned is very smart and funny. Ned is also a drama queen

Luv ya buddy hehe
Celine: I can’t believe how rude you are

Gus: shut up bitch
Celine: don’t be such a Ned Dickson

Gus: *runs away crying*
by Kkkkkx ta December 04, 2018
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Ned Bigby Syndrome

Ned Bigby Syndrome is a term used to describe a person who is always ready to help others navigate the trials and tribulations of life, much like the character Ned Bigby from the television show “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide”.
My younger brother has been showing signs of Ned Bigby Syndrome, always ready with a creative solution for every problem we face at school.
by Bye Dign April 05, 2024
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GArRy NeD day

We should celebrate this day every 23rd November this is because you can do what ever you want on this day such as skip school and stay up late
Today is gArRy NeD day I don’t have to go to school today
by Ami and Amelie your welcome x November 23, 2020
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Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd
Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!
by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018
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1'ned

getting 1'ned means that you got tapped by a nn lmao and you should most likely refund your (onepastev4)
get 1'ned you nn dog sit
by zerohvh December 02, 2020
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Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.
Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)
by jom jom August 17, 2020
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