Nail Polish

Clear or coloured liquid in a small glass bottle that can be painted on your nails. It's mainly a girl thing, but quite a few guys do it to...
Depending on your opinion, it can make people (both guys and girls) look better or some people prefer natual.

1.

Becca: omg, Jess, you see that guy with the black nails...whoa he's amazing! Do you recon I have a chance?

Jess: Urrg! No way, he's proberbly gay!

Becca: Bet he's not... Hey, lad with the black nails, fancy getting a drink.

Guy: Yeah, sure =)

2.

Bob: Bill you see those girls over there, the one's with the pink nail polish, omg, they're right tarts, everyone knows plain is sexy.

Bill: Yeah man, you said it!

by Jessica-x- August 3, 2009

liquid nail

Slipping the pickle to your counterpart while being submerged in any body of water.

After practice, the Gators swim coach got horny, and talked the new rookie into a liquid nail.

by EVB October 16, 2005

Rusty Nail

A penis covered in feces, usually from anal sex.

"I was getting some backdoor action last night and when I pulled out I had one rusty nail."

by Mr. Hardware August 25, 2008

Nail Paint

because i don't wana fucking say nail polish

Can you give me the nail paint? No, it's not fucking called nail polish.

by Gdelicious November 11, 2014

porn nails

Long fake nails that porn stars use especially when the constantly touch themselves.

Beverly, and cult master have some serious porn nails.

by Suckmeup32579 August 31, 2017

nail parrot

A religion originating from India in which it is believed that the universe including space and time was formed at the beginning of time when there was only a nail and a Parrot until the nail decided to go up the parrots ass causing the parrot to generate the loudest moan in history but it was inaudible due to the lack of air in space. (Also Tan is GAY.)

"Sir do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour nail parrot?"

by Sethcomics's March 17, 2020

Nail Syndrome

When one has a big dick but doesn't know how to use it.

ME: That poor Kyle never gets any

BONI: Yea, he has a huge dick too...

ME: He must have a case of the Nail Syndrome

by Jizmo Beach June 16, 2010