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Ned

Ned is a very sexy creature with a stinky hot juicy pussy just for Josh dun and Tyler joseph.
1.Wow Josh, didn't Neds pussy feel so good?","ya man I'm gonna fuck the little guys pussy so hard next time"

2."OMG DEBBY, THE BOYS HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON US","WHAT WITH WHO???","YOU WONT BELIEVE ME BUT THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING NED!!!"
by Clique #420 April 30, 2020
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NED

Non-Equity-Deal.
Michael: Is that an equity deal?
Adam: Nah it's a NED
Michael: ... oh
by roboturd August 7, 2020
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Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.
Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)
by jom jom August 16, 2020
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Ned Bread

A loaf of bread, But mixed with Nutella. Not to be confused with Nutella on toast.
I want Ned Bread so bad right now!!!
by Kolor4ever June 10, 2020
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NED Syndrome

Not Enough Dick syndrome. Causes sadness, horniness, and makes one think everyone is hot enough to be a 10 even if they are a 3.
Angela just went home with the ugliest guy here. Probably NED Syndrome
by rlempent556 June 25, 2020
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Ned Doherty

by lwaters September 13, 2020
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Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.
Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.
by DickLips11 September 13, 2020
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