Naughty sausage

A cigarette, you dirty-minded scum.

Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.

by Coldiohead July 08, 2021

naughty lunchen

when you are having a picnic and you get crums in you crotch and your partner eats it off for you.

Dude, the other day i was having the best naughty lunchen.

by shit lick January 05, 2008

naughty baboon

the man dick slaps the womans ass until her ass turns a reddish hue, then the woman proceeds by trying her aim at throwing shit towards the mans belongings.

"hey, did you spill some chocolate?". "no, me and this one girl did a naughty baboon and she got shit all over my car keys."

by GBTAN September 01, 2008

Naughty Penguin

When a woman is sucking your dick, and then you throw up in her mouth. After that you spread your butt cheeks and she spits the vomit in your butt,and then after all that you clap your butt cheeks together.

Dan: "Caleb why were you late to the meeting"
Nick: "Sorry man my main bitch was giving me a naughty penguin"

Dan: "Man I can still smell that vomit in your asshole"

by Waskar February 01, 2011

Naughty Dog

After your done banging your Girl pull out and then Proceed to shot your load on the floor next to her head. Grab her by her hair and then start rubbing that bitches face in your load Screaming Bad DOg at the top of your lungs!

After me and my girl got done fighting we had make up sex and while doing her I decided I was done with her so I gave her a farewell Naughty Dog!

by GLiTcHflux August 24, 2006

Naughty James

Hipster photographer from the UK, getting a large underground following thanks to various bleeding edge magazine such as Vice.

Widely regarded as the next Terry Richardson or Richard Kern.

I want to photograph your boobs!
who do you think you are? Naughty James?

by Red Rouge March 15, 2006

Naughty Potty

A masturbation technique when a man sits on the toilet and jacks off. When he reaches orgasm he aims his dick into the toilet and cums. No clean up necessary.

I walked in on my roomate doin the naughty potty.

by PontiacPassion&LavenderLover March 15, 2009