Multitastic

A fantastic feat which involves multi-tasking.

The juggler on the uni-cycle is multitastic!

by Betsyay July 23, 2012

motitard

Jarhead who thinks he's clever but in reality he's a complete dumbass.

That jarhead's insults to the recruit make zero sense.

Yeah he's a total Motitard.

by Recked February 2, 2014

Multitexting

The act of texting while doing another task.

Guy: Hey I am Multitexting so it might take a bit for me to respond.

Girl: No problem bae :)

by elSilenced October 13, 2014

Matits

Matits - A mexican word for cumming upon someones tits.

Matits are hard right now.

by Ball Cluster February 16, 2015

Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

by Steve Tuesday June 19, 2016

Multiturpret

Multiple inturpretations

The group will multiturpret the situation.

by Sassysub May 19, 2016

Multitexting

The act of having 2 completely different conversations with the same person by utilizing more than 1 messaging app. Usually a result of a text left unresponded too, then followed up by a text best sent in a different fashion (a text sent, then later a picture sent on snapchat)

Steve on snapchat: Hey what do you think you got on that test?

*10 minutes later
Steve on a text: Hey do you think fish talk to each other

Jason on snapchat: don't know you?
*Sent just after
Jason on text: bro I never even thought about that

Steve on text: Bro this is some prime multitexting

Both conversations continue but with completely different subjects and never cross over

by ShnoodleNoodle February 9, 2017