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Trash Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked the icing off of and throw away.

It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.
“Sarah is such a trash muffin, I only like her for her boat. “

“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”

“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”
by Rosalin Rocketta March 6, 2018
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muffin munching

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 26, 2007
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Fur muffins

These are small cats who are cute.
The little fur muffins got on the bed to keep daddy warm!
by I, Wreckerrr June 14, 2021
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Muffin-caked

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.
“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.
by TrishaE September 27, 2019
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Muffin blob

The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.
Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.
by 7200A December 5, 2007
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muffin puncher

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.
I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014
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Eggnon muffin

A sunny side up egg on an english muffin. Pronounced when running the words egg-on-a-muffin together. Usually popular amongst those of Polish decent.
Hey mom, can you make me breakfast?
Sure, let me make you an eggnon muffin.

Elizabeth what are you making us for breakfast?
My famous eggnon muffin's obviously!
by Elzbieta January 19, 2012
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