Minecraft

Absolutely shit ass graphics shitty is game ever ducking delete it

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe minecraft shit

by Roblox dog shit December 7, 2020

Minecraft

A game that fucking dumb ass 12 year old kids play to have role play sex and when their brother comes into the room they say, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT" and then the dumbass boy steals your girlfriend and screams whenever he loses his diamonds

Minecraft is gay

by Link2MyPast November 13, 2017

Minecraft

a game that looks just as shitty as mario

minecraft Is me fevoriete gein

by MrMCYT May 19, 2017

Minecraft

A game where a blockheaded character moves in a block world.

Oh my gosh Minecraft is so laggy

by Ark Bahamut October 17, 2018

Minecraft

A place were 2 little kids can leak and exchange they're nudes.
Sometimes uses the PornHub network, if there are some problems in the *clean* exchange.

HEYYYY, SEND NUDES (Common phrase in Minecraft, believe me)

by MemePussy July 10, 2018

Minecraft

It’s better than all the games, so much creativity can be put into one game. Because it all combines, everyone comes together and makes amazing things. It all started with notch, the creator of minecraft. As minecraft develops, the game increases in creativity. It’s just an explosion of imagination!

Julianna: Hey, Victoria! Let’s play minecraft!
Victoria: K! Let me get my computer!

by nbc news, your local fake news August 12, 2018

Minecraft

A horror game that is addicting to adults and kids, its just all squares. You get attacked by christian monsters and bruise yourself cutting trees.

Timmy : "MOTHER! I got A+ on my test!"
Mother : "SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"
Timmy : "But mother.."
Mother : "YOU MADE ME DIE IN MINECRAFT!"

by TimmyAndHisDefinitions February 10, 2019