Minecraft

Epic cure for any sickness a gamer/god has

Yo bruv u ok?
No
Go play minecraft
K broski

3 days later

Hey I’m good now lol

by 37bea November 3, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is where all losers find to there future like this gentlemen here....

Person 1:*opens door*
Person 2 :GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

by Kenhasalife69 October 28, 2018

Minecraft

The Game that never dies, you play once and you're hooked in immediately. Like it's some type of virtual drug. It's unescapable as it's on literally everything.

Person 1: Hey, want to play some Minecraft?
Person 2: I've never played that game but I've seen it a lot.
Person 1: You should tOTALLY PLAY IT
Person 2: Ok, it says it's only $20. I'll get it.
- Person 3 arrives
Person 3: Don't play Minecraft! You'll get addicted!!
Person 2: And what game do you play?
Person 3: Fortnite.
- Person 3 proceeds to get beaten to death

by Pixelcraftian October 5, 2019

Minecraft

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing it

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh February 16, 2019

Minecraft

The best game in the universe

minecraft is cool

by Michael_f83 September 19, 2020

Minecraft

A game where youtubers or older people play as Pedophiles

Vikkstar: (Does intro)
Dumb kids: ayyyyy Minecraftttt
Smart meme kids: *whisphers* Pedophile...

by DatBoi,Waddup January 29, 2018

Minecraft

One of the greatest video games of all time

YO. Wanna play Minecraft
Sure bro, i'll hop on the craft now.

by xXXpro_diamond_minerXXx November 14, 2019