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Millennial Aspirin

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?
by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023
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millennial twat

Real time neck up dead lacking street skills other than its Uber app.
Twat 1 says "holy bat shit is totally lost in translation cuz Uber broke down with no celly life "

Twat 2 says "Ur such a ginormous Millennial Twat"
by Never Sell Out ! 88 November 21, 2017
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Millennial beige

Referring to the obsession a certain age group has with the color beige, be it interior or fashion. Everything must be beige. Often confused with “minimalism”.
All of my millennial friends are obsessed with millennial beige! They all have beige baby rooms! That baby will grow up with an understimulated brain.
by ItsRebekkaT January 18, 2024
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Millennial

Millennial, a reference to the properly named Generation Y, is a derogatory nickname given to those born between 1981-1994. Every resentful thing said about this generation by those that are either from a previous generation or those of the generations that follow Gen Y are actually psychological projections of the beliefs they hold about themselves and their own generation(s). Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.

"Millennials". Are the scapegoat generation for the Boomers and their greed, Xr's and their apathy and Gen Z's of their ignorance and conformist, non-questioning, hedonistic, self-righteous attitudes.

At least Millennials can own up to and learn from previous mistakes, whether those be their own, that of their forebears or those who come after them.

Gen Y is the generation of "Why?" The most important question of all, the second being "How?".

If you aren't a millennial than it sucks to be you. At least we know who we are.
Those damned millennials, always questioning authority and preconceived notions on the world and how it ought to be and why it's the way it is. Sitting in their parents basement because their parents generation were a bunch of greedy ***** and searching for the truth and answers on how to make the world a better place for those tome come (Hi there Gen Z)
by Amicus_SicSemperTyrannis July 22, 2022
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Millennial

A person born between 1991 and 2000. If we agree it takes 16 to 20 years for a person to learn and mature (by societal norms) . Every individual born between these dates would be 4 to 12 years old at the time when the information age really started. It was these few short years where the use of touch screen Internet phones exceeded desktop Internet use. This generation were highly influenced by this. A very small generation. Because these individuals at the eldest were starting comprehensive school and the youngest starting infants school (UK system). They had smartphone Internet access. The information age was public and accessible to all. The beginning of social media, this generation started and gave rise to the online world we all know today.

They are the true millennials, one's who grew up at the start, some became dot.com millionaires, most didn't but the fact is they matured into the adults they are today with this technology at their fingertips in the very beginning of the information age.

If a person reach 16 before this technological and societal change... They are not a millennial.
Any person born before 1991 is not a millennial
by InjuredNinja December 23, 2021
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Millennial

Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.
Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.

Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Millennial Brainrot

A tragic digital condition in which a millennial’s sense of humor, creativity, and critical thinking slowly decay due to prolonged exposure to low-effort, painfully relatable, nostalgia-bait content. Often triggered by watching 30-minute reaction videos, BuzzFeed-era skits, or “adulting is hard” jokes for the 800th time.
Symptoms include:
Saying “This is so me!” to TikToks about doing laundry.
Thinking quoting The Office counts as having a personality.
Commenting “he doesn’t miss” under a guy reacting to 60 TikToks in silence.
Wearing shirts that say “I can’t adult today.”
Cry-laughing at wine jokes that haven’t evolved since 2014.
Bro’s out here watching another ‘relatable skit’ about hating Mondays. Full-on millennial brainrot
by NatTheLood May 3, 2025
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