Mike Malone seems like the perfect, amazing, handsome guy that you are best friends with, but then he seems to decide that its okay to break your heart and ruin your friendship! Then you are never friends again and he hates you and tries to ruin your life.
by cupcakesrockmysocksoff143 January 16, 2011
Get the Mikemug. A dum ass person that fakes being a pervert so his wife won't be find out he is and plays his whole family to thick he stupid when he not
Mike is a dum ass
by Bos1e3ksns July 8, 2018
Get the Mikemug. A greeting of Australian dockers to all foreigners. Because they usually do not give a fuck to their real names.
- Hello Mike, what the fuck are you doing here?
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance
-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance
-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you
by Travelller December 27, 2011
Get the Mikemug. These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019
Get the Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlongmug. 
The smartest boy you'll ever know and he is not sexy and do not listen to any definitions on the top. He does well in school and is in gifted. If you want your child to do well in school, name him mike
by the really cool kid May 1, 2018
Get the Mikemug. Mike is a person who sometimes is chill but other times no body fucking likes him and he is a fat sun of a bitch and his dick is very small and he gets a few girls but they are fat aswell and usually still look better than him but otherwise he is smart and is caring and will have the drive one day to be successful and gay
by cookid101 November 30, 2018
Get the Mike.mug.