by inyourmom69always May 4, 2017
Get the ethan mendoza's penis mug.The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.
That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.
by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007
Get the Vicky Mendoza diagonal mug.mendham is a tiny, scary town in jersey that is all about drugs and divorce and perfect lawns. everyone thinks it is so great and class but it's really not. on the surface it is decievingly proper.. but under all that, you'll find that everyone here has these really insane dark secrets, heroin addictions or dead bodies in the basements and shit like that. there are loads of sweet artsy kids here, poppy pricks, jockstars and celebrities. mendham blows. the high school blows.
ps: keep out of the alleys. you may be accosted by a footballer/rapist or a man dressed as jesus.
ps: keep out of the alleys. you may be accosted by a footballer/rapist or a man dressed as jesus.
by glenn danzig July 10, 2007
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by the K-Spot May 7, 2010
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Get the Mendigo mug.A shithole where there is nothing to do. Their are no Brazilians, Mexicans, Ecuadorians, Puerto ricans, Dominicans, and hispanics. Its all filled with little white racist bastards. 99% of the people are older than my great grandma. The only thing people care about are their lawn and raising goats. Worst town ever.
by Brandon459 July 28, 2011
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by Brandon James June 12, 2008
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