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miranda kerr

An extremely beautiful and sexy Austrailian supermodel. She models for many clothing brands including Victoria's Secret. She has very cute dimples and a very nice body. If you saw her, then you will never see a woman as pretty as her.
A: OH MY GOD I saw Miranda Kerr a week ago and my dick's still hard.

B: I KNOW she's so hot. Last time I saw her I had a boner for a month
by xx_mk_xx June 8, 2009
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Miranda

Miranda is my girlfriend she is very pretty smart has a big round ass The girl I’m marrying soon
“Yo”
“What”

“I got a new girlfriend
“Who is it”
“Miranda”

You are so fucking lucky”
by The attractive Athlete April 6, 2019
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Miranda

Miranda is a pick me
by *isboredaf* April 19, 2022
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Miranda Smith

CABs Best Friend! >>CAPTAIN YAMS!<< and likes to Spit Smoothie in My GMA'S Car!! :)
"CIIIIIIINDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYY AND JIIIIMMMAAAYYY!! Mwa Ha Ha Tub!"
by Sk8erBoots October 10, 2004
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Miranda

A famous cow who sadly passed away 4/5-19

It's really offensive to be called Miranda.
You damn Miranda!!
by UwU user May 5, 2019
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Miranda

A short girl that likes to play soccer. Can be a whore sometimes, and likes to laugh.
"That girl is such a Miranda."
by Yugh April 7, 2009
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midlands

The UK's purgatory. Sweet F all actually happens there and it is home to one of the most irritating accents in the British Isles. Worse than hell because at least hell has pain, the midlands have no emotion, style or climate. The midlands are inhabited by a group of Southern wannabes who hate the North due to jealousy of it's beauty and the South due to jealousy of it's food.

When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.
Oh scrote, we're in the midlands.

Fancy some rat poison

Sure
by Bingleberries August 30, 2010
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