Merrick

A totally salty guy.

What a Merrick.

by anonymous May 26, 2018

Metric

Positive remark; similar to cool or awesome but better

pizza? that's metric as fuck bro.

by metricasfuckthough August 20, 2018

metticks

One of the most important words in the English language. Nobody really knows what it means. Not really meant to mean anything just a filler word that you might say jokingly.

“Metticks!” he exclaimed as he picked up his bag

by anperson October 19, 2018

Metric Fuckilogram

A unit in the Metric Fucktonne system. The measure of fuckweight exactly 2.20462 fuckpounds in the imperial fuckton system and are used in context to imply quantity of force put on an object going toward the ground. Although this term is relatively rare now because Metric Fuckton supersedes the Metric Fuckilogram making the Metric Fuckilogram redundant.

Q: Who says "Metric Fuckilogram anymore?" A: The fucking retard who wrote this goddamn definition that's who.

by Your pseudonym Your pseudonym November 14, 2018

metrictomecat21

Pp licker who big gay at fortnite.

What are real metrictomecat21

by Schoolshooter48 January 11, 2019

Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

by Melk Man February 12, 2019

Merrick

Tis a drug addict sound cloud rapper. Has seen sum shit and random shit happens when around him. He is really nice to sum people. Is known for saying free the homie josh. Will often be high and do dumb shit. Will probaly eithet be a millionaire or homeless.

Random person:

Merrick: u wanna buy crack?¿ i got that good shit homie° i swraer on my timbss*!
*stumbles around drunk*
Freeethe homie josh!!!
Teacher: merrick go to the office!

by Lil yung fake timbs July 15, 2019