by Joe January 4, 2003
Get the mendelsohn mug.Your mate called Mandeep attempts to fool you with phony lies. explaining that he cant "go out" because his curry rents wont let him. but really he is going out with his own curry mates.
Russ- Hey mate, Want to go to blitz tonight?
Mandeep- Sorry mate, I have to do study and stuff, plus my rents wont let me because i went outside last month..
Russ- Shiiiit, i just got mandeeped.
Mandeep- Sorry mate, I have to do study and stuff, plus my rents wont let me because i went outside last month..
Russ- Shiiiit, i just got mandeeped.
by Sussruss March 6, 2011
Get the Mandeeped mug.The Dirty Mendez refers to the collection of pubic hair on a man's face after performing cunnilingus.
<this is not an example, rather, the origin of The DIrty Mendez>
A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.
The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.
I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.
A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.
The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.
I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.
by The Horny Owl August 19, 2008
Get the Dirty Mendez mug.The amount of donuts he eats a day is equivalent to the amount of hours hes played csgo.
You can try playing video games with him, but you'll have to wait 1 hour for him to finally get on and then once he does he will go afk.
Has as many chins as the empire state building has floors.
Hes kinda funny though, so you should keep him around.
You can try playing video games with him, but you'll have to wait 1 hour for him to finally get on and then once he does he will go afk.
Has as many chins as the empire state building has floors.
Hes kinda funny though, so you should keep him around.
by Harry Gilmore August 25, 2019
Get the Mandeep mug.Mandeep is a horrible human being if you can even call him one of those. Mandeep normally spends his hours getting stuck in the washing machine whilst his uncle takes advantage of him. Mandeep is very snakey, unfunny, unskilled and unfriendly. Mandeep will bait his team on CSGO or any game as he has a massive ego to uphold and don't worry if he makes a mistake it's your fault!
Once you get Mandeeps name in your head it is never coming out you will literally use the word in any situation.
Once you get Mandeeps name in your head it is never coming out you will literally use the word in any situation.
by 13737 November 28, 2020
Get the Mandeep mug.by Lego ninjago January 9, 2017
Get the jose mendez mug.Tend to get mad, lie, and buy a lot of fake stuff off of Mercari, wish, and ioffer.
Example: fake lv belts
fake off white
fake supreme
says he gets girls, but where they at
Where different size shoes
Example: fake lv belts
fake off white
fake supreme
says he gets girls, but where they at
Where different size shoes
Person 1- what did u buy
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt
So this is what Jose Mendez means
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt
So this is what Jose Mendez means
by xx I buy fake stuff xx June 8, 2018
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