fire melon

One who is gay but does not admit to it, as well as having a fetish for girls under the age of 13. Although this may sound like a contridiction I believe he enjoys young, physically undeveloped girls because they still appear unisexed. See also cornbread.

Christoper Aron Hill is a real fire melon!

by Caleigh R January 13, 2006

melon head

somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!

grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
:)

by reggaemuffin March 11, 2007

melon dive

To run full speed head first into an unexpecting set of breasts.

Gina has huge boobs, she is a perfect candidate for the melon dive.

by Tune September 1, 2004

Melon Head

Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.

Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!

by 00jace no.2 November 4, 2013

Melon Lord

I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD

Sokka: Watch it, Toph!
Toph: I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD

by sunnyday March 3, 2021

Melon time

Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.

Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!

by poocomesfromfood September 28, 2021

Full Melon

A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.

Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.

by Melon expert December 13, 2020