matesoul

love at first instagram comment

jesse keeps commenting on brianna's insta posts they're totally matesouls

by passthedomebro June 20, 2019

Maths

abuse to humans, tortures them by trying to teach the useless info that nobody cares about that we could just use a calculator for anyway. taught by the the devil gods themselves, you may have heard them calling themselves teachers.

DETENTION FOR LIFE!
3 years later

can i leave?
NO MORE LINES, YOU FAILED MATHS SO THIS IS YOUR PUNISHME
NT

by randomperson.com August 17, 2021

maths gcse

if you fuck up this gcse you will fuck up your whole entire life and have absolutely no chance of a good future. if you are good at maths consider yourself blessed, i dont want to ever hear a single person say "ah bro i got a 7 and i wanted a 9" when there are people out here barely getting a grade 4.

i am currently writing this whilst raging at maths revision.

Abdi: "Bro failed his maths gcse, now hes gonna have to be flipping burgers at some 1 star hygiene rated local kebab shop."

by chimpslayer60 November 6, 2022

ginger mates

When two gingers claim to be soul mates only realizing they have no soul. So they are ginger mates

Girl ginger: "I love you so much I think you're my soul mate."
Guy ginger: "But we are gingers we don't have souls."
Girl ginger: "so what does that make us?"
Guy ginger: "Ginger mates of course."

by Rexx1990 November 14, 2013

My maths and chill

The act of masturbation while doing your homework.

Mom: Did you do your homework?
Joe: Sorry. I was doing My maths and chill

by Grammar_nazis January 31, 2017

getting mats

this is what 9 year old's say when they think they are cool getting resources in any game.

Originated in Fortnite stays in fortnite and if used anywhere else the user is automatically gay.

The fraise "getting mats" was invented by 9 year old fuck kiddos

yo im getting mats my guy so i can cranked 90s bro watch me watch me

by notnormalatall January 28, 2021

Damon Maitsu

The Ultimate Debater from the Fanganronpa "Project: Eden's Garden". He's also a stinky asshole.

I hate Damon Maitsu

by 723harajuku April 11, 2023