When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.
by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017
Get the maryland sharpshooter mug.When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
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Get the Maryland mug.The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.
Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going
by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 04, 2025
Get the Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham mug.Maryland Magic is the the shitty tree that you get in Maryland after you have let it furment for a long time so it gets super crystalized and chronic. As opposed to Cali crystal which is bought in California and is chronic from the get go. Also the name of nigaboo Zach Steffey's bong.
Damn son! That Maryland magic reminds me of our shit we smoke in the bay! or Man we killed our lungs all night with Maryland Magic. Shit was gravy.
by Margerine ass handstand man October 21, 2009
Get the Maryland Magic mug.The Old Line State. Maryland is a Mid-Atlantic state known for crabs, the Ravens, and the Chesapeake Bay. The state can be divided into 3. In the West are Conservatives that can be mistaken for being part of West Virginia. In the East are Conservatives of the Delmarva Peninsula. In the middle are the liberals of Baltimore and the D.C. suburbs. In presidential elections, Maryland is a safe democratic state. It has voted Democratic in every election since 1992. Maryland gives 10 electoral votes to the winner.
by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 19, 2022
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