If you proclaim yourself to be a care machine about something, you are showing that you have an extreme sarcastic caring of the situation at hand.
by Bret0614 April 29, 2007
by Mitchell G June 15, 2008
Guy 1 - Did you see how many numbers he got last night ?
Guy 2 - Yes, he is a straight up rowing machine.
Guy 2 - Yes, he is a straight up rowing machine.
by Vatrocities November 16, 2013
A term of endearment used to describe a partner that employs the male sexual apparatus in unison with other appendages and patterns of movement intended to produce a satisfying sexual experience for the recipient.
by Karen&KyleKoss March 18, 2021
When someone has an unusually large gum line. Typically they are attractive at first, but when they smile you are turned off instantly.
by zayzay September 17, 2008
1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass
2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.
3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you
4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon
5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass
2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.
3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you
4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon
5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass
stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine
yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine
(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!
yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine
(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!
by fuckov March 05, 2008
Change Machine, The
While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it.
While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it.
by BOS2000 April 10, 2006