March 5th 

The day you're aloud to hit your siblings

Me:it's March 5th

Siblings:oh no

March 5th by Lovepoopoo November 3, 2019

March 3 

Today is throw an avocado at your friend day!

Person 1: hey guess what?
Person 2: uhh? What?
Person 1: *gets avocados out* it's march 3
Person 2: fuck

March 3 by UhhhHhhh...hi.its.daddy December 6, 2020

March 2nd 

The day the the realist g on the earth was born hailing down as the conquerer of females and the slayer of opps

March 2nd The day of Legends

Ohhh so you are a march 2nd nigga

March 2nd by 5God November 5, 2019

march 8th 

the day a fine ass bitch was born! thick and has a pretty face too. so kind and loyal and funny and the best person!

guy: oh yeah her birthday is march 8th
guy: noo wayy woah

march 8th by getthemoney$$$ November 24, 2019

March 16 

The day that is next to a worthless holiday, Saint Patrick's Day. The people who have this birthday are normally gorgeous.

Wow, she looks like she was born on March 16th.

March 16 by Yourrrrrrwelcommeee October 15, 2019

March 19

National send your boyfriend a booty pic

So go send him one no matter where you are on march 19

March 19 by Lup3 March 18, 2021

March 21 

National get your dick sucked day

It’s march 21 you already know what that means

March 21 by Youknowimalways right November 24, 2021