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my balls!

Shouted by a person with a testicles after they are hit in them . Preceded or succeeded by groaning , moaning , grunting , sqeauling and /of crying , while clutching the scrotum overhand or underhand . Eyes may bulge wide and go cross eyed as well.
Woman kicks man in the the testicles*
Man doubles over clutches his crotch 😯😦😮😲😫😱” My BALLS!”
by Decemberguy February 12, 2019
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popping my balloon

When scratching or poking at an anus, the protruding object releases held in gas.
When getting my prostate exam the doctor came close to popping my balloon
by mdiesel2010 January 2, 2010
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My balls

Something big, BOUNCY, round, juicy and thick
by Lowkeywannakms February 2, 2022
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making my balls ache!

An expression of grief used for humorous purposes.
"Damn it woman quit making my balls ache!"
by the legionist March 21, 2021
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breaking my balls

When anything causes a person stress.
When a woman carries a bunch of bags of groceries and one of the items falls out of the bag onto the floor she says, "ugh, your breaking my balls"
by solidarity brother March 15, 2009
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Bieber My Balls

Can be used as an insult/come-back. Originated as a sexual act when a woman (or man) is fellating a man and uses her (or his) bangs to sweep across and tickle the balls.

The term/act was introduced on a women's website called Makeup Alley and spread like wildfire when many of the women tried this act with their romantic partners and reported back to the message boards.
That woman really knew how to Bieber My Balls", "Shut up. Bieber My Balls
by BmahB January 20, 2011
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grinding my balls

When someone is cranking on you and fucking with you to the point that it isn't any different than having a pitched baseball hitting your nuts or like your balls being put into a vice.
My boss has been grinding my balls all day long about getting that report done.
by TrooperRat May 17, 2014
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