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muscle cars

an old ass american made in efficent V8 typically owned by red neck, spoiled white boys who get "daddy" to buy it for them there always weigh a fucking ton,loud and slow as death and has the resale value of a fucking scooter that uses a ton of gas and breaks down every five feet. and then they seem suprised when a car with 4 cylinders whips there ass and even with the mods cost less then there "muscle car"
hey i just spend 15000 on a car that cost five and i can beat ur 30000 dollar corevette
by dont need to know August 25, 2005
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muscle truckin'

an act performed while wheeling in which the driver uses an exorbitant amount of throttle and aggressivness to get through an obstacle.
"you guys seen jeepmauler?"
"yeah, he's up muscle truckin' through the outlet mall"
by crawler December 15, 2008
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Muscle Cars

Cars with sucky engines that have a bad sound. Acura Integras have a higher redline than that of any muscle car. Muscle cars suck.
Did you see that Integra beat that Camaro. The Camaro had evey upgrade, but the Integra had twin turbos.
by Import revolution May 31, 2005
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Muscle Beeje

The worst possibly blow job you can recieve from the worst possible girl. If, however, a Bologna Sinclair is performed, Muscle Beeje then becomes Miami Beeje
I was so drunk last night, I definately got a Muscle Beeje from this chick at that bar.
by Traytsa August 8, 2007
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Muscle fuck

When someone doesn't have access to proper loading tools such as a loader or skid steer and is forced to unload heavy items by hand.
" There wasn't a loader available at the time , so we ended up having to MUSCLE FUCK the rest of the sod rolls by hand."
by StevenAveryisinnocent April 26, 2016
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Muscle Relaxer

A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.
What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.
by Jellens April 10, 2009
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Muscle Hamster

To be swollen; to be fucking jacked. Gaining so much mass that girls offer ass. The definition of having guns for buns. Flex for sex? You don't even need to flex to get sex. Remember, Muscles, never steamers.
Dude have you seen that kid AAJ? Kids a fucking Muscle Hamster.

That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster
by GainMassForAss November 8, 2012
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