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Michael

Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).
Look it’s Michael (GOALS)
by Anonymous Ti-74 December 8, 2018
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Michael

Woah that michael is really black
by M0wpguef9 November 2, 2019
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Michael

Michael a big tall nigga that if you fuck with him you will regret it but if you his nigga you straight he will protect you and make sure you get what you need
Ayo who tf is Michael?
Oh michael is the person you should be cool with
by Lil big mike January 13, 2020
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Michael

A person who loves Michael
by Loganmatthew111 August 31, 2019
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Michael

when a guy ignores you for weeks after he gets upset
Lisa: how are things going with Luke?
Janet: Um, I called him out on his aggressive attitude and now he's pulling a Michael
Lisa: aw poor you
by redrubyroses May 25, 2018
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Michael

Cutest,funniest,nicest guy you will ever meet. Everyone hr becomes friends with will eventually have the biggest crush on him. You are very lucky if you find a Michael like this, he might just go after you!
Jess :OMG I have the biggest crush on Michael!
Kara :Lol me too!
Halaya: Haha girls he is already mine!
by crazy cookie 047 May 6, 2019
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Michael

Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.
Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*
by Hardcigger010101 February 3, 2020
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