pov: you and shrek are in the middle of a good time ;) and he says he needs to poop. you smile excitedly and open your mouth to prepare. he sits over you as you beg him to go until he finally takes a phat shit in your mouth. you moan in pleasure.
(psa: my name is miles so i’m calling myself out here)
(psa: my name is miles so i’m calling myself out here)
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When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
by ThugNastyBiggums March 18, 2015
Get the minnesota mineshaft mug.Miles is super attractive and tall. He is usually the best boyfriend or best friend to have. He is very athletic and loves almost every sport. He is the type of guy that dates the cheerleaders. All the girls want him but not many can have him.
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Get the Miles mug.Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.
Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)
Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)
Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.
by UNCFrady October 23, 2008
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Girl 1: Look there's Manessa!
Girl 2: omg she's the best! Lets go say hi!
Boy 1: Damn I wish Manessa was mine.
Boy 2: Same dude she's super pretty! Her bf is really lucky to have her.
Girl 2: omg she's the best! Lets go say hi!
Boy 1: Damn I wish Manessa was mine.
Boy 2: Same dude she's super pretty! Her bf is really lucky to have her.
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Get the Manessa mug.What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV
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