madison

A quiet suburban town in south central Connecticut where you can only live by invitation. Schools are said to be top notch - especially if your special ED. Here in the metropolis of the yuppies mommy will hold your hand and daddy will buy you your new Lexus Z39s model. There is no such thing as the soccer mom car in madison, its more like the soccer mom benz or lexus rollin on dubs.

I came to madison without invitation for the schools. My child is 16 and will be entering the 3rd grade.

Daddy, My car just spontaneously combusted and rolled over the traffic circle 10 times.

by Puff master July 24, 2008

madison

a slut, a girl who talks to more than five guys at a time

eww look at her shes such a madison chick

by girlsupdalane12 March 24, 2009

Madison

The most annoying motherfucker you will ever meet. If you date her, use force so that she doesn't fucking cheat on you with 900000 other guys. Whatever you do, DONT FUCKING GIVE HER YOUR NUMBER. All she will do is talk to you about other guys, and cheat on you with all of them. And yeah, she is not afraid to show she's cheating on you. To end this shitty name off, Madison will never stop texting you. Even when she's, "MAD", she will continue talking about other goys who are sexier than you are.

You: "Roses are red, Violets are blu, Why did you leave me Madison"
Madison: "IM FUCKING CHEATING ON YOU."

by RETURDED BOIII May 30, 2017

madison

to be the lamest of the lamers,to belive that you are skilled but have no skill what so ever,a n00b, or just a dumbass...

to be the real carlton madison nalley is a lamer n00b..

by darklotus owns madison May 18, 2006

Madison

Another name for the real name Madi-stun-gun. Often means powerful, gazelle type.. Woman. Most Madi-stun-gun's usually have a boyfriend who is freakishly tall for his age, and he cathces bats.

"Look at that powerful gazelle type woman!! Her name must be Madison, which means her real name is Madi-stun-gun."

by transformya January 23, 2012

Madison

A beautiful girl usually has blue eyes with brown hair gorgeous face and flawless eyebrow any guy would love to have sex with a Madison

Boy1:Wow Madison was soooo good last night

Boy2:I know
Madison:Run!!!!

by Your ex kissy kissy 😂 October 29, 2017

Madison

Madison is a pretty girl. Madison's are very athletic, Madison doesn't chase boys they chase madison. Madison's are great girlfriends,they are very lovable,sweet,kind,and very,very fast runners. If you don't like a madison u are a retard. Madisons usually have curly brown hair,brown eyes,and a short. Madisons usually wants a guy who is fast,funny,sweet,caring,plays baseball,brown eyes,light brown hair,and tan. So get a Madison.😍😘

Madisons are lovley girls

by Austin Van December 16, 2017