lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents'.

by Sexydimma March 10, 2015

Culdesac Lumberjack

Neighborhood guy, bearded, knows a little about lawn care and home improvement. Knows everything about the Blackstone grill in a kind neighborly way.

That Jason is a true culdesac lumberjack. He really knows his way around the Blackstone.

by Eyenstein May 31, 2022

Lumberjacking

Jacking off in the morning with your morning wood

Friend #1:"bro I woke up this morning and ended up Lumberjacking"
Friend#2:"damn I try Lumberjacking as often as possible it feels good"

by Danny_hboneswag May 18, 2015

Lumberjack mayt

A friend who after a night taking mdma one becomes a lumberjack.

May proceed to sing, I’m a lumber jack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids mayt!

Aw yeah, I was up with Jean last night necking pills, he became a lumberjack mayt!

That lad Sid is one hell of a lumberjack mayt.

by Chaz G May 26, 2024

Lumberjack Coffee

A dark roast of coffee sweetened by maple syrup

M: Bruh, watcha drinkin'

AH: Just sippin' some Lumberjack Coffee from my flannel patterned mug!

by artfoxMS September 3, 2016

lumberjack

A double dick dude from clash royal.

He always masturbate with the log.

lumberjack is playing with muskaters

by HaHaHahhhhhhhhssssssssssssssss May 18, 2017

Lumberjacking

Placing a woman on all fours while one man enters from the doggy position and the other man enters her mouth

James and I were lumberjacking Sara last night and it was the best! We had her on all fours and I was going at her from the back and James was getting head.

by James’s friend October 14, 2022