To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...
Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...
Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...
Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
Get the Logical bitchslapmug. 3 Drac bow archers with cov vs lvl 72 hawkeye, bd, sws.
3 drac bow archers: are you serious? wow bad 3v9
72 hawkeye: 3v9? just me boxing 3 people is not 9 even if they were all live! Nice peka logic!
3 drac bow archers: are you serious? wow bad 3v9
72 hawkeye: 3v9? just me boxing 3 people is not 9 even if they were all live! Nice peka logic!
by Stygian November 17, 2006
Get the peka logicmug. 1. The inability to use logic;
2. Nonsensical reasoning by an individual;
3. The byproduct of an individual saying someone is using "Fevens Logic". Commonly seen when two people are in a debate and one person lacks the intelligence to produce anything intellectual to the debate. Noob Logic can also be seen when one person has exhausted all of their mediocre efforts.
In each case, this person will immediately state that the other person is using "Fevens Logic" to insult. "Fevens Logic" is not condusive to being stubborn.
2. Nonsensical reasoning by an individual;
3. The byproduct of an individual saying someone is using "Fevens Logic". Commonly seen when two people are in a debate and one person lacks the intelligence to produce anything intellectual to the debate. Noob Logic can also be seen when one person has exhausted all of their mediocre efforts.
In each case, this person will immediately state that the other person is using "Fevens Logic" to insult. "Fevens Logic" is not condusive to being stubborn.
Person 1: My record is 80-5 at Cod of Duty 4.
Person 2: You're a scrub. You played against terrible teams. Your talent can only be measured by the opponents you play. You can only win by playing against terrible teams.
Person 1: Umm...well...hmm...That's Fevens Logic, for ya.
Person 2: Stop talking. You sir, are using Noob Logic.
Person 2: You're a scrub. You played against terrible teams. Your talent can only be measured by the opponents you play. You can only win by playing against terrible teams.
Person 1: Umm...well...hmm...That's Fevens Logic, for ya.
Person 2: Stop talking. You sir, are using Noob Logic.
by Overweight no-lifer November 18, 2009
Get the Noob Logicmug. Strongly related to "kids say the darnest things". The kind of logical considerations one would typically expect from a young child. From a simplistic perspective they may seem rational, but usually will not hold up under a more mature or approach to reason or fact.
Example 1: Kid Logic
"Every year I get a little older and a little taller. Someone who is very old must be a giant!"
Example 2: Kid Logic
"An adult said it so it must be true!"
Example 3: Kid Logic
"Peter Pan can fly, so can I!"
"Every year I get a little older and a little taller. Someone who is very old must be a giant!"
Example 2: Kid Logic
"An adult said it so it must be true!"
Example 3: Kid Logic
"Peter Pan can fly, so can I!"
by Logic With A Twist December 26, 2011
Get the Kid Logicmug. Running two arguments side by side under different and contradictory rule sets. Especially, creating an analogy and denying that others make conclusions between them.
P1: I go through harassment from the leaders of this organization just as the Jews went through harassment from Nazi officers.
P2: You haven't as much as been placed under surveillance, let alone that kind of duress.
P1: I'm not comparing the two! I'm using parallel logic.
P2: You haven't as much as been placed under surveillance, let alone that kind of duress.
P1: I'm not comparing the two! I'm using parallel logic.
by Poor Lurker October 29, 2012
Get the parallel logicmug. circular logic:
Atheist: How do you know God exists?
Believer: The Bible says so.
Atheist: How do you know the Bible is the absolute truth?
Believer: Because it came from God.
Atheist: How do you know God exists?
...
Atheist: How do you know God exists?
Believer: The Bible says so.
Atheist: How do you know the Bible is the absolute truth?
Believer: Because it came from God.
Atheist: How do you know God exists?
...
by ParagonofParagons January 5, 2008
Get the circular logicmug. An appeal to emotion or some kind of irrational argument by a woman. Usually made to somebody she is involved in a relationship with.
Also used to incorrectly describe proper arguments made by women when her partner is later retelling an argument to his friends.
Also used to incorrectly describe proper arguments made by women when her partner is later retelling an argument to his friends.
Dude, she used girl logic on me, there was no way I could have won the argument no matter what I said.
by ComradePinko December 25, 2008
Get the girl logicmug.