1: When your girlfriend notices the smell and taste of lotion on your dick. A man's dick is never suppose to smell like lilacs
2: The medical terminology for when a man places his penis into the microwave and sets the time to "popcorn setting", which in turn blows up the tip of his penis so that it resembles the lilac
2: The medical terminology for when a man places his penis into the microwave and sets the time to "popcorn setting", which in turn blows up the tip of his penis so that it resembles the lilac
My girl noticed that I had the Lilac Dick. I told her I only thought about her when I jerked it though
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They are blowing me away with the amount of swag they have, they r also pretty and cool asf :)
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Lilac my beloved <3
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