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Lilac Dick

1: When your girlfriend notices the smell and taste of lotion on your dick. A man's dick is never suppose to smell like lilacs

2: The medical terminology for when a man places his penis into the microwave and sets the time to "popcorn setting", which in turn blows up the tip of his penis so that it resembles the lilac
My girl noticed that I had the Lilac Dick. I told her I only thought about her when I jerked it though
by Weiner Stinkman September 23, 2011
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Lilac <3

Lilac is blowing me away w the amount of swag they have, they r also cool asf and you should worship them :)
I believe in lilac <3 supremacy

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by Alyssa_<3 August 22, 2021
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Lilac<3

They are blowing me away with the amount of swag they have, they r also pretty and cool asf :)
Lilac my beloved <3
by Alyssa_<3 August 22, 2021
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lilac<3

Lilac is pretty and cool af, they r so swag

You should worship them
by Alyssa_<3 August 22, 2021
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Lilah

God of pizza and pasta
Person 1: This pizza must have been made from the godly hands of lilah
by Kyran11 August 27, 2021
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victorian lilac

a light purple, which goes great with celedon and pink! Looks great on bridesmaids!
Did you know the colour victorian lilac is great for bridesmaid dresses??
by Anthemas September 1, 2009
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dirty lilac

When you get fucked by a furry so hard you can’t walk for the rest of your life and then die from being fucked more.
Gonna give her a dirty lilac tonight.
by Dirty lilac November 2, 2020
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