A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.
Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
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It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
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