Conservative: Did you read Ann Coulter's new novel where she attacks the liberal media?
poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.
Conservative: Is it any good?
poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.
Conservative: Is it any good?
poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
by Ludwig Von Mises February 16, 2008
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Bouts of Evil Laura can be brought on by missing medication, PMS, migrain headache or large amounts of alcohol.
Bouts of Evil Laura can be brought on by missing medication, PMS, migrain headache or large amounts of alcohol.
by Jill Kiar June 27, 2005
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Is a amazing person to know and be around loves to make other laugh but don't take her kindness for granted cause she is crazy and loving at the same time . Has most likely been hurt by someone close to her but still tries to love like she has never been hurt.
The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She enjoys trouble making. She knows how to get what she wants,how,when,where she wants it.
Her smile etches itself in your memory and will make you smile whenever you recall it. As her name implies,she is more precious and rare to find than gold and diamond. There is usually only one in existence. When you fall in love with a Laura-pearl never let her go because you would never find anyone as unique and perfect as she is.
Is a amazing person to know and be around loves to make other laugh but don't take her kindness for granted cause she is crazy and loving at the same time . Has most likely been hurt by someone close to her but still tries to love like she has never been hurt.
The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She enjoys trouble making. She knows how to get what she wants,how,when,where she wants it.
Her smile etches itself in your memory and will make you smile whenever you recall it. As her name implies,she is more precious and rare to find than gold and diamond. There is usually only one in existence. When you fall in love with a Laura-pearl never let her go because you would never find anyone as unique and perfect as she is.
"Do you know who Laura-pearl is?" "She's my babe!"
Two gentlemen are at a table in an Italian restaurant.
Mitchell: Do you see that girl over there?
Ross: The brunette one, with an Italian look on her?
Mitchell: Yeah, she looks kinda like a goddess
Ross: She's ridiculously beautiful.........
Mitchell: And classy......and smart....and.......I'm getting her number. I'll bet she's a Laura-pearl.
Ross: Yeah........I bet.
Two gentlemen are at a table in an Italian restaurant.
Mitchell: Do you see that girl over there?
Ross: The brunette one, with an Italian look on her?
Mitchell: Yeah, she looks kinda like a goddess
Ross: She's ridiculously beautiful.........
Mitchell: And classy......and smart....and.......I'm getting her number. I'll bet she's a Laura-pearl.
Ross: Yeah........I bet.
by Jayasum December 5, 2017
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Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous
Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend
Laura Johnson: smiles
Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend
Laura Johnson: smiles
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Person 1: That is my girlfriend, her name is Anna Laura!
Person 2: Holys shit dude! Your girlfriend is a Anna Laura? You lucky bastard!
Person 2: Holys shit dude! Your girlfriend is a Anna Laura? You lucky bastard!
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