For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.
He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.
by notjanet February 7, 2010
Get the Lardedmug. by Ar226 March 26, 2020
Get the Lard-assmug. A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
Get the lard cock-blockmug. “Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell”
“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 1, 2021
Get the LARD$ BITCHESmug. by Swagnar170 February 26, 2024
Get the Lard eyesmug. a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.
Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!
by just_sayin_09 March 27, 2009
Get the lard tatormug.