the midnight lamp

To smoke very high quality marijuana, Vermont homegrown is the best. Use this term only with your closest friends.

Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Robin: Not a lot, wanna hang?

Dan: Yeah, let's burn the Midnight Lamp, then go exploring.

Robin: Awesome.

by Kep Chyles November 8, 2006

Lamp Fuck

Some one who you would normally avoid but since your in Lampeter, you fuck them... And then feel the need to justify it to yourself...

Also, keeps you off the sheep.

I'd never normally have fucked her/him, but I reckon she's/he's a legitimate Lamp Fuck

by Orlox1 January 10, 2011

Lamp shade

When a chick has extreme amount of skin covering her clit

Look at some porn i dunno!

by ALyssa May 13, 2005

penis lamp

a dick that glows in the dark

she gave me a blow job last night in the dark because i had a penis lamp

by joecalhoun March 13, 2010

lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Skeletal Lamping

Shoving a high powered light bulb up someones ass, and turning it on so that their bones show through as if from an x-ray machine.

We didn't have health insurance so we used skeletal lamping to see if any of his bones were broken.

by Alice McBatman September 17, 2010

Blue Lamp

"Blue Lamp" is what you tell a friend who denies that they are very drunk to remember. In the morning ask, "what were you supposed to remember?" If your friend can remember blue lamp in the morning a sense of victory will overwhelm them as they have proven they were not actually that drunk, and if the friend cannot remember blue lamp confusion will overwhelm them.

Origin of term:

At my friend's lake house i had had a little to drink. my friend kept telling me that i was acting wild and telling me to calm down, but i vehemently denied my drunkenness. I thought I was acting perfectly normal. so my friend said "Okay, that lamp right there is blue... In the morning you should remember blue lamp if you aren't so drunk." So the next morning i wake up and scream "BLUE LAMP!!!" turns out i may not have been as drunk as my friend thought.

tim: you were so drunk last night

bob: no i wasnt...

tim: did you remember what u were supposed to remember then?

bob: what are you talking about?

tim: blue lamp ya drunken fool!

by mrword June 25, 2009