A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.
I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.
by Jeaniesgotagun April 5, 2022
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all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it
all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it
by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021
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Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*
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Get the lizards mug.An animal that Jr carr and Nic-Nic wilson made up. It doesnt exist. So dont believe the stories about the Gopher Lizards.
by lolligagger69 April 21, 2009
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