Water lizard

When a man submerges himself to his neck in a bath tub and begins masturbating underwater.

I got so bored last night, I did a water lizard.

by Drainage94 March 09, 2017

Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.

This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.

by Narf November 28, 2017

Sand Lizard

An overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. Black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. Sand lizards are found in Nevada, Arizona and some parts of the central valley of California. Sand Lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all Sand Lizards sport heavy black eye make up.

Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.

"Gross, look at those Sand Lizards."

Or the inverse

"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."

by Indestructicon April 20, 2013

Hatch lizard

To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties

Oi Abbott, I've enough of your shit. Why don't you hatch lizard?

by Mikee T September 19, 2006

ass lizard

When your ass is raw and itchy

Ricky was at the fair and was walking funny . I bet he has ass lizards

by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022

lizards

A euphemism used by author David Icke for the Jewish population.

"The lizards control the world."

by Chaim Lebowitz December 29, 2003

flat lizarding

Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.

Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it

by Alex Bailey May 18, 2005