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the lan

basically, the teach think im learning but im actually watching the lan (John Nolan)
Basically means you're watching The Rookie in class instead paying attention to the teacher.
"Teach think I'm watching but me and my friends all watching the lan.
by BOOZOOS GHOSTS September 30, 2025
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Lan

Lan is an abbreviation for the words Lame Ass Nigga. Everyone use this abbreviation. Make it go viral.
by Redrubyrose November 12, 2025
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Seg Lan

when somebody is feeling funny they will use this phrase
A: No one is coming to the football training section today.
B: Bruh Seg Lan.
by seglankhan June 20, 2024
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LAN PARTY

A gathering of gay guys who all take turns docking (see docking definition).

Gay guys brag that it’s the best version of LAN party because they can do it anywhere and anytime, with or without power or electronics.
“Bro, wanna get the guys together for a LAN party tonight?”

“Yasssss slay bitch, I can’t wait to get my foreskin stretched out in free for all mode”
by SakeJoto March 26, 2025
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Lan

Beautiful smart woman.

Will you marry me???????!?!?!?!??!
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Lan

"I want to marry Lan"
by definitionqueen1234567 April 4, 2025
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Kai-Lan

Kailan is a girl who’s compassionate. Her positivity is infectious, and she has a remarkable ability to make those around her feel valued.
Kai-Lan is so funny and like really nice and pretty and beautiful i should really become friends with her
by kaiiixm November 20, 2023
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