Kristina

One who has sloppy oussy with flab ass and one to only grow ugly and suffers from her self worth

Kristina is one who nolonger a problem

by Crazzyk May 3, 2020

kristina

kristina is the name of a hot, beautiful and loving girl. kristinas are often rude and random when she's around her bae. they always love listening soca and like to be wild at parties. when they really like a boy she nicknames them after an animal or calls them princess, but most importantly they are always the smartest and clever.

boy: I'm about to fuck yuh bitch kristina
boy 2: nope you'll be violating my property

by radicewolf January 22, 2018

Kristina

She is one of the craziest people you'll ever meet. Loves to party drink uncontrollably and wont remember things she did the next day 😂. She's down a down ass bitch though who will do anything for her closest friends. She can be really thoughtful and nurturing. Don't ever mess with Kristina! she will put you to your place. An amazing friend but the worst enemy. She gets in trouble a lot so you need to watch out sometimes. Overall, shes fun to be with and you wont get bored at all. Watching her do her thing is pure Entertainment!

Damn Kristina! what did you get yourself into this time?

by Elmow March 26, 2019

Kristian

A mock Christian. A person who claims to be Christian, but their attitude, morals, beliefs, and actions prove quite the contrary. "Kristian" starting with a 'K' was inspired by "Krab" starting with a 'K'. Mock crab = krab. Mock Christian = Kristian.

"I believe the country would be better off if guided by my Kristian principles."

by Jawn Henry September 20, 2019

Kristian's Alliance

Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.

ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!

by Mangokiki October 12, 2021

Kristian

He's got a fat minge ya know

Damn did you see Kristian's fat minge today its looking massive

by ITDRyan May 9, 2022

Kristina

A corrupted version of the name "Christina".
Someone with this name who is worthy of note is Kristina Horner, a.k.a. talentless singer for the Wizard Rock band The Parselmouths, Mrs Nerimon, and hyperactive dumb, blonde, all-American vlogger on the popular video-sharing website YouTube, who posts videos under the pseudonym italktosnakes.

Guy 1: Dude, do you watch italktosnakes on YouTube?
Guy 2: Who, Kristina Horner? Nah man, she makes me want to punch my computer moniter.
Nerimon: Hey! Leave my girlfriend alone!
Guy 1: Dude...shut the fuck up.

by MrNerimon April 26, 2009