Knife stabber

A knife stabber is someone who hate knives both mentally and physically.

It really hurts the knives feelings, so don’t stab them with with your mean words

Don’t#Hate#Knives they have #feelings too

Knife hater: knives suck
Non knife hater: hey, don’t stab the knives with your harsh word, knife stabber
Knife hater: excuse me?
Non knife hater: K N I F E S T A B B E R

by DooperBooper June 12, 2018

knife soup

A kitchen sink of soapy water with sharp knives hiding in its depths.

Darling, can you wash the dishes? No problem love.

Arghhh I've cut myself. You didn't tell me it was knife soup!!!

by The Second Englishman June 10, 2021

Knife guy

A hot guy from Ontario who sends photos of knives pushed up to his arms
There by given the name knife guy

Omg knife guy texted

Look at his arms

by Carlisgay1234 November 12, 2021

Kliffenfallen

The act of falling off a cliff in Switzerland

Man I really hope I don’t lose control of my sled. It would really suck to Kliffenfallen

by JonSnowIII March 5, 2023

Knife ear

A derogatory term for Elves in fantasy settings, in reference to an elf’s pointy ears. A favorite word amongst dwarves.

May also be known as “The K-Word” to those who don’t wish to say the slur out loud…

Dwarf: That does it! I’m gonna say the K-Word!

Elf: Don’t you dare! It will set our people’s relations back centuries!!

Dwarf: Shut up, you bloody KNIFE EAR!!

by Sova357 September 7, 2023

slit-knife-cut

To speak bullshit to make others think you are a tough guy with a computer, when your really a fat douche with a computer.

slit-knife-cut:
Yes I do make hacks for a certain Enterprise.

I got laid when I was 12.

by Professor Spud January 20, 2008

Dookie Knife

Taking one's thumb and forcefully stabbing another person in the butt with it when they least expect it while yelling the word Dookie Knife.

"I snuck up behind my girlfriend and gave her a "Dookie Knife" causing her to slap me."

by UncleTater83 April 4, 2008