Ayo that nigga Tavis is a keyboard warrior , he only talks smack over the phone but is a mouse in person
by CarterBriggs October 27, 2018
Basically people arguing over the internet trying to get some point across that’s pretty irrelevant throughout the world. Typically you can find these keyboard warriors in any post about the balkans/ Eastern Europe or the countries of the Caucasus. They typically have very shitty English when typing and think that they are proving some kind of point. They are typically nationalist comments.
-Armenians vs Azerbaijanis, go on any post about nagorno karabkh and you will see how cancer the comment section gets, the comment section is so retarded because they think people around the world care, but in reality no
-Serbs vs Albanians, this is basically a whole different level of keyboard warrior, non of their arguments make sense when reading it and you will definitely lose a chromosome trying to comprehend it.
-Greek keyboard warrior- these are the worst of the worst when it comes to having comment wars, that is why I made them last on this example, typically they argue 24/7 about places like bulgaria, turkey or macedonia. The cancerous part about i t is how they type, it literally makes absolute no sense at all, very shitty grammar and sentence structures in the english language. Typically they think everyone is on their side but dont get started when Serb nationalists help out the Greeks in the comments, the comment section goes full blown autistic, best option is to gtfo when the two comment together.
There are plenty of keyboard warriors that I didn’t mention but the ones above are typically common on the internet
-Serbs vs Albanians, this is basically a whole different level of keyboard warrior, non of their arguments make sense when reading it and you will definitely lose a chromosome trying to comprehend it.
-Greek keyboard warrior- these are the worst of the worst when it comes to having comment wars, that is why I made them last on this example, typically they argue 24/7 about places like bulgaria, turkey or macedonia. The cancerous part about i t is how they type, it literally makes absolute no sense at all, very shitty grammar and sentence structures in the english language. Typically they think everyone is on their side but dont get started when Serb nationalists help out the Greeks in the comments, the comment section goes full blown autistic, best option is to gtfo when the two comment together.
There are plenty of keyboard warriors that I didn’t mention but the ones above are typically common on the internet
by Perseus1738 March 15, 2021
n-An individual that simutainiously maintains multiple email conversations with the hopes to score a date with any one of his victoms. This task is difficult as is requires you to remember what you have said in each one. This should only be performed by highly trained individuals.
also see player
also see player
Frank- Man, I was up half the night online with these three bitches.
Friend- I dont know how you keep up with them.
Frank- Dont worry about me, asshole, I'm a keyboard tramp!!
Friend- I dont know how you keep up with them.
Frank- Dont worry about me, asshole, I'm a keyboard tramp!!
by Franswa September 27, 2007
The keyboard bandits originated in a small public high school in Adelaide, and only grew bigger from there...
An incident of a keyboard being stolen, soon escalated into a joke as the police were brought in and many students were questioned and suspended.
However, the students that weren't involved in the original keyboard heist, soon contributed by starting a keyboard_bandit MySpace page. Teachers of this high school also used MySpace, and when they found out about the profile, put an end to it. But the question remained, who was this keyboard bandit?
All the photos of the keyboard bandit in action (drilling holes into a keyboard similar to that which was stolen, reversing over it with a van, many other forms of keyboardtastic torture...) wore a white helmet to cover their face.
The original members of the Keyboard bandits were silenced by the high school, but not forgotten as more members joined, determined to bring back justice and defend "freedom of speech". Also, some just had a sadistic keyboard fetish.
What the school may not know is that the Keyboard_bandits still live on and continue in the keyboard terrorism, in an underground manner.
You have to ask yourself, is your keyboard safe?
An incident of a keyboard being stolen, soon escalated into a joke as the police were brought in and many students were questioned and suspended.
However, the students that weren't involved in the original keyboard heist, soon contributed by starting a keyboard_bandit MySpace page. Teachers of this high school also used MySpace, and when they found out about the profile, put an end to it. But the question remained, who was this keyboard bandit?
All the photos of the keyboard bandit in action (drilling holes into a keyboard similar to that which was stolen, reversing over it with a van, many other forms of keyboardtastic torture...) wore a white helmet to cover their face.
The original members of the Keyboard bandits were silenced by the high school, but not forgotten as more members joined, determined to bring back justice and defend "freedom of speech". Also, some just had a sadistic keyboard fetish.
What the school may not know is that the Keyboard_bandits still live on and continue in the keyboard terrorism, in an underground manner.
You have to ask yourself, is your keyboard safe?
by Keyboard bandit #119 October 12, 2007
The leveling up of trolls from Keyboard Warrior to Keyboard Crusader in one troll attempt. It is as difficult to do, as it is to kill 2 stones with one bird.
"Yo man, Arthur one time trolled someone. He leveled up from keyboard warrior to keyboard crusader!"
"NO WAY MAN!"
"NO WAY MAN!"
by KeyboardCrusader October 30, 2009
n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.
n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.
n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.
by Gravy October 07, 2005
Means the same as cybersex, which is pretending to have sex by typing messages in a chat room or chat program.
by Adel7 August 13, 2007