Keanan

One of the most incredible people you'll ever meet. Keanan can sometimes be very harsh on the outside, but he's one big gooey marshmallow when you get to know him. He's super compassionate, a very supportive friend, and incredibly funny. He'll make you laugh until your stomach hurts, and then he'll destroy you in every sport imaginable. Keanan is very active on the badminton court, soccer field, and the hockey rink, being able to use his insane muscles and strength to dominate all kinds of sports. His body looks like it was sculpted by Greek gods, and his personality shines through his striking dark eyes. His lips will draw you in with every word and his eyes will freeze you in place with a glance. You'll be trapped staring and admiring him all day with just one smile, one glance, from the dark haired boy who took your breath away. Don't ever let go of a Keanan because they stick around for a very long time, bringing so much joy and love into your life. His intelligence, wit, and sarcasm are his weapons of choice in an argument or debate, so don't go starting a fight with a Keanan. If he can't tear you down with his words, his giant biceps will surely rip you apart. Everyone deserves to have someone like Keanan in their life, but so few get the privilege. Hang on to him tight because he can race into your life just as quick as he can leave. (Due to the fact he's also very fast)

"Man, did you see Keanan?? He's so hot"

"Keanan destroyed everyone in soccer!"

by sour funsticks June 9, 2024

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Ketan's Law

Any movement that has a name that implicitly insults everyone else working on a problem as ineffective, irrational, or unrealistic is guaranteed to be trash.

Ketan's Law applies to effective altruism.

by paulmwatson May 16, 2025

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Ketonaut

A person who has taken a sufficiently high dose of ketamine to feel partially disconnected and who has significant difficulties with walking (a frequent symptom of ketamine high)

“After that last bump, Jake turned into a full-on ketonaut—he tried to walk to the kitchen but ended up staring at the fridge for 10 minutes.”

by Matopatofato June 1, 2025

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ketangulous

ketangulous; adj. that feeling of combined relief and accomplishment when one finally finds the key to a locked item, e.g., chest, padlock, door, cabinet, etc. after a long exhausting search.

I'd turned the house upside down looking for the key to that old chest, when finally, a minute after midnight, I found it in an old jar in the fruit cellar — I felt ketangulous!

by Douglas Koempel February 20, 2026