Lee Keltner

To get capped in the dome after punching a news crew and spraying their security guard with bear spray. Bonus if you're a MAGA like Lee Keltner was.

If someone acts like they're gonna pull a gun on me, I'm gonna Lee Keltner their ass.

by FuckTrumpAndBoebert2024 May 4, 2024

Dropped the Kleenex

When you drop the cum rag and semen smears on the floor.

"Jason have you dropped the Kleenex?"
"Unfortunately yes, and my mom made me clean it up and didn't know what it was!!!"

by NuckFiggers June 15, 2016