Cosmic Kiwi

a very far away New Zealander

"hey bro you seen that Australian guy Kieran?" asked Jack

"nah mate, he's from New Zealand, besides, he's in the UK at the moment" replied Charles

"ah, so he's a cosmic kiwi then aye?" Jack responded

by pseudonymfindingdory January 05, 2022

Kiwi bundle

Kiwi bundle - When 2 or more niggas bang a white girl and they put their balls in her bootyhole.

“Man, last night was so crazy, we pulled a kiwi bundle on that bitch!"

by niXAN4U April 19, 2020

A Kiwi

A song typically written & performed by a British closeted gay man.

Harry loves singing a kiwi to make fun of his husband stunts.

by Ailam September 13, 2017

the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.

Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again

by Fergs kiwi fruit August 29, 2017

Kiwi’s Vibrator

Kiwi’s vibrator refers to a vibrator wielded by a girl during sleep.

ouch she’s gripping me like a Kiwi’s Vibrator.

by Kiwi’sBook October 22, 2020

Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 10, 2023

mr kiwi

An epic gamer who likes to listen to sicko mode and get epic victories on Fortnite

Bro who was that epic gamer last match?
I don’t know, probably a mr kiwi

by Mr kiwii January 28, 2019