A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.
So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
Get the tire kickermug. Private : we are just box kicker and now you want us to be your fireteam
Sergeant : We are marines ! Do you got that clear private !
Private : Sir,yes,sir !
Sergeant : We are marines ! Do you got that clear private !
Private : Sir,yes,sir !
by r3v0lut10n October 12, 2017
Get the box kickermug. A self-proclaimed, dominator of the kicker (K) position in the world of fantasy football. One who is far superior in the skilled craft of monster leg spotting.
“I can’t belive ya’ll are so jealous of my kicker this year. Listen to yourselves. That’s how I know I dominated the league this year. I may as well be a kicker consultant” - Justin P
by Shadwims December 20, 2017
Get the kicker consultantmug. Someone that purposely goes out of their way to make another feel like they have no reason to be here.
It would be quicker to hire a crate kicker.
You can count on me to kick your crate mate!
When in doubt kick a crate out!
Mate have you tried the crate fish?
Life can be great if you just kick a crate.
Who needs mates when you can kick crates!
Crate's R Us.
Come down to your local rec centre to get lessons in crate kicking.
When your feeling low give us a call we will kick that crate from under you no questions asked.
Hire a mate to kick your crate! But only if you want it!
If you've been getting alot of hate, we'll kick your crate!
You can count on me to kick your crate mate!
When in doubt kick a crate out!
Mate have you tried the crate fish?
Life can be great if you just kick a crate.
Who needs mates when you can kick crates!
Crate's R Us.
Come down to your local rec centre to get lessons in crate kicking.
When your feeling low give us a call we will kick that crate from under you no questions asked.
Hire a mate to kick your crate! But only if you want it!
If you've been getting alot of hate, we'll kick your crate!
by Bootlugger June 23, 2024
Get the Crate Kickermug. Someone who intentionally starts arguments for fun; a contrary person; someone who plays devil's advocate.
by Metaphoricaltigers July 04, 2019
Get the Shit-kickermug. A Shit Kicker is a badass intellectual autodidact. A shit kicker is curiously finding out what is this schlemiel or organization thought about politic, theology, science and other subjects. and then, the shit kicker served the schlemiel's pronounce up as a logical fallacy. Which it might be.
Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Groucho Marx, Jordan Peterson, Sam Harris, Voltaire, Benjamin Franklin, Ben Shapiro, Matt Dillahunty, Lauren Southern, Louis C. K., George Carlin
Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Groucho Marx, Jordan Peterson, Sam Harris, Voltaire, Benjamin Franklin, Ben Shapiro, Matt Dillahunty, Lauren Southern, Louis C. K., George Carlin
Shit kicker, Christopher Hitchens wrote this, "Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it."
by Son of Dionysis January 13, 2019
Get the Shit kickermug. by FratBoi96 February 16, 2020
Get the A Kickermug.