Kennedy Jr. High 

A large Jr. High where in 6th grade you are under the illusion that you are the shit. By the time you get to 8th grade you start to realize every single other Jr. High in Naperville hates you. It's home to stupid girls, guys that are assholes, and A LOT of asians. Which, is the only reason that they are the #9 Jr. High in the entire state of IL. Everybody knows that when you go to Kennedy, you are likely a snobby, rich, bitch. It is the people who live on 75th St. and Hobson, that give us this reputation. A large percentage of the school doesn't even know the school is actually in Lisle, not Naperville. Most of the girls are prude but dress like whores, and then there are just a few girls that dress like whores, and actually are. In this school the precentage of pretty girls vs. Semi-okay looking guys the number of pretty girls over guys is overwhelmingly large. Which means, that the only guys available to date are "players", AKA guys that are STILL under the illusion that they are the shit, but are really just there for girls that want a guy to date for a while. Being the biggest Jr. High in the Naperville 203 district, it naturally splits between Naperville Central and Naperville North. Where, once you entire highschool you will find that everybody hates you unless you are somebody of importance. Also you will find that in every class, there will be about 3 people that also went to Kennedy, usually nerds.

Jefferson Jr. high girl: oh, so where do did you go to Jr. High?
Kennedy Jr. High girl: oh...uh i just transferred here from..Lincoln Jr. High...
Jefferson Jr. High girl: oh, well at least your not from Kennedy.

Kennedy Jr. High by imfrommars7 December 27, 2009

Kennedy High School 

A public high school in Silver Spring, MD known for its students' desire to be seen as "ghetto" and "gangsta". It's signature programs should include teen parenting because 15 percent of students will give birth during their 4-5 years there. No principal stays more than 3 years. Teachers view going there as punishment for not kissing enough azz at their last school.

At Kennedy High School, we go hard. Hey, can your moms give us a ride to Target so we don't have to catch the bus with the kids from Wheaton.

Kennedy High School by Kennedy alum August 16, 2011

Kennedy Meal 

A liquid meal consisting of alcohol

Johnny: "What did you have for breakfast?"
Janey: "I had a Kennedy breakfast."

Kennedy Meal by Biggie Wilson June 7, 2005

Kennedy Catholic High School

A private catholic school in Somers, NY. Everyone in this school is miserable, literally. Most kids go cuz they’ve been to catholic school all their life or their parents just force them. Foreign language sucks over here, and the girls have to wear these ugly ass skirts all year round with no stockings sometimes, what the frick. All the cheerleaders get along with everyone in the school just cuz and the guys are players. Everyone here is friends and they are all miserable together.

No school:
Kennedy Catholic High School: let’s give our kids strict ass rules and teach nothing

Kennedy Catholic High School by mangojuulpod April 14, 2019

Kennedy Lackten 

Kennedy Lackten is a very beautiful girl, even though she denies if ALL THE TIME!! She is so pretty on the outside and inside, she is also so sweet and kind. Btw the Kennedy that goes to Newell Barney.🙃

Person 1: Who is Kennedy Lackten? Everybody likes her like WTF?!

Person 2(me): Are you actually asking me this?! She is the most beautiful girl in the school!

Kennedy Lackten by Kennedy’s crush from NBMS🙃😊 October 29, 2019

Kennedy Catholic High School

Worth the trip

Kennedy Catholic High School is Catholic education that's worth the trip

Kennedy Catholic High School by Aye1234567890 May 5, 2015

Kennedy Catholic High School

Home of the Golden Eagles
Located in a small town of Pennsylvania
If you are from Africa and like basketball, then I'm sure you'll get recruited.

Kennedy Catholic High School recruits for basketball.

Kennedy Catholic High School by WillBillMan December 26, 2017