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Joseph is a very charming man even in his 60's and can make people fall for him even when he's in his 60's. He can predict what your next line will be and also predict your next move. He loves to breathe and use rope magic. But however, if you are his friend and your name is Caesar, you will get crushes under a rock. He never forgets anything like taking revenge on wife for not sending a telegraph by cheating on her bout 40 years later. He can also make Nazi friends. But if you are his enemies, you are already dead. He is also a very good girl cos player and you can never tell apart if he's a girl or a boy. And he also is a very good cheater but not when it comes to relationships.
Joseph just blew me away from the planet with his wits.
by KakorotJoJoAckerman October 17, 2019
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Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts

Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts n. A Hong Kong film studio run chiefly by producers/directors Joseph Lai, Godfrey Ho and Betty Chan. "Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts" was responsible for some of the most low-budget, rushed, blatant footage-spliced, and senseless ninja movies of the mid-1980s. In other words, these movies RULE. You can't call yourself a true movie lover until you have seen a ninja movie produced by "Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts"!!
Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts is like a really low-class Shaw Brothers.
by Mr. Pirate June 10, 2006
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joseph

1.the amazingly hot guy.

2.perfect in all ways.

3.totally hot
oh wow look at that guy joseph he is totelly hot
by lil chy chy January 15, 2008
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mark joseph

Usually a quiet lad with a naughty personality inside. He may look noble but he hides his horny self deep within. Be careful for his smile may be dangerous. It can remove someone's clothes in an instant.
I've got a date yesterday. He's really a Mark Joseph.
by iamyou69 August 16, 2021
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Josephines

(n). 1. a luxurious display of impeccable attributes or intrinsic allure

2. paradox and/or quagmire
3. superlative and/or transcendental sarcasm

Etymology

The term 'Josephines' originated in Washington DC among a group of graduate students visiting from the Southern United States. It can be heard at most major lounges and universities which have had contact with its originators. The term originated from ongoing extortionate visits to Josephine's DC which were both innocence and mayhem at the same time. The term 'Josephines' has spawned several colloquial variations since it's inception, albeit the definitions listed here are the most agreed upon.

However, to reflect the changing nature of the human experience, the term Josephines encompasses a degree of uncertainty which correlates to life itself. Because of this, the term Josephines can mean anything and or everything.
1. Guy "Yo, this new car I copped is strait Josephines yo"
Guy #2 "Liar, you know damn well you can't no afford Josephines level stuff!"

2. "Girl, I can't see you anymore because my wife is onto us. It's some strait Josephines stuff going on at my house which makes me upset when I think about it. "

3. "I went over to Tariq's house last night, his sister was strait Josephines man. I'd still mess with her even if she has that acne and that arm hair issue."
by Hazrat Last-Call September 23, 2009
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josephine langford

Josephine Langford aka Hero Fiennes Tiffin girlfriend and crackhead
Hey do you know who Josephine Langford is dating? Yes I do it’s Hero Fiennes Tiffin! Oh do you know if she has a nickname? Yes I do it’s crackhead.
by By: herophinesbiggestfan April 18, 2019
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Dirty Josephine

When three people have a three way in the shape of a triangle while each having tasers attached to their nipples, while one person watches covering their genitals with hot candle wax.
Damn dude, that Dirty Josephine you did yesterday left your nipples fried, you should get ice on that.
You should get a doctor to look at your genitals after that Dirty Josephine you did the other day.
by KARF June 30, 2020
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