A ugly guy who tries to get people's attention by swearing and making rude remarks about people. Trying to always talk shit & troll, but always fails.
Jonathan is retarded.
by hhihihihihi January 1, 2012
Get the Jonathanmug. by acool10 May 27, 2017
Get the Jonathanmug. Gayest guy you will ever meet. Will turn down going out with friends to suck a fat cock or get his gay ass rammed. Talks alot of shit but can't back it up. Too gay for his own good.
Person 1: why didn't Jonathan come out tonight?
Person 2: I invited him but her chose to suck cock instead.
Person 2: I invited him but her chose to suck cock instead.
by Erikgp October 23, 2017
Get the Jonathanmug. A man who takes his first name seriously. It may mean Gods gift (to the world), but the largely self-deluded man with an insufferable overbearing physique to match, will love himself much more than anyone around him.
He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.
He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.
by PencilFullOfLead September 6, 2017
Get the Jonathanmug. Damn dude, he's such a jonathan. His parents must have been hardcore fans of Tolkien's The Hobbit to have created this abomination.
by sankishon November 12, 2018
Get the jonathanmug. I A boy who is very bright and his nick name is Ghandi junior(that’s his grand dad)he also banged out Omar that noodle air idiot who can’t afford a trim and he waits for a whole year to get one
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by The ninjagamer January 15, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. British slang term for diarrhea.
Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott
Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott
I had the Jonathans this morning.
by pamelajamsamwitch November 14, 2011
Get the Jonathansmug.