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Joe

A name that cannot pass the tainted lips of a mortal soul. A name that if it is asked who it belongs to, causes the inquirer to spontaneously combust and regret their poor decision.
by RobMod September 11, 2019
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Joe

1: The ultimate American nobody. Has an office job, drives a Toyota Corolla, lives in the suburbs, watches Family Guy, you know the drill.

2: A common hook to a punchline, a play on "Yo Mama".
1: Have you met Joe? He tried to break a coffee record.

2: Who's Joe?
by Clutterofmass October 28, 2020
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Joe

Never ask who Joe is. Just don't. Trust me.
Gilbert: Do you know where Joe is?
Humphrey: Who's Joe?
by Alaskan Steamroller September 24, 2019
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Joe

by Bruh her the October 9, 2019
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Joe

Dana: you see charlie over there with all them girls ?

Trish: yeah he so joe ..
by NyMonae September 11, 2020
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Joe

a guy who treats girls with no respect and will play them until they have their hearts broken
wow, that guy JOE played with my heart and lied about how he felt about me
by legend19 September 3, 2017
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Joe

Joe
Joe....... Joe is amazing, awesome, sweet, lovable, caring, and my life. Joe is a very handsome man who has the biggest heart in the world. He cares and will listen to anyone, and is friends with anyone who wants to be. He's an outstanding boyfriend, that other girls wish they had. If you know a joe you have to keep him because he will be there for you no matter what. He's had a lot of events happen in his life so he sees the world different, but this must makes him special. His looks are everything a girl has ever dreamed of. He's very protective of the ones he loves and they are just as protective back. He always gives compliments no matter if you listen to them or not. He is friend with everyone, and at times this can be annoying to his special someone when he talks to other girls. He's all you can think about. He's also very childish but this just adds to his amazing personality. Joes love adventure and new places. Joes also get bored easily but are great at drawing and anything artistic. Joe is the best person out there, he's a diamond in the ruff.
Boo: You are so amazing and I'm blessed you're mine

Joe: Same to you, I still wonder how u got stuck with me
by heyguysit'snicole September 20, 2017
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